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[-] aedyr@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 years ago

Not paying bills is kind of his signature move.

[-] yuun@lemmy.one 18 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Get paid up front or not at all with this guy. I dunno how anyone doesn't know this by now.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 years ago

Trump defenders on Twitter noted the GOP frontrunner only said there’d be food for everyone at the restaurant — not that he was buying it.

Hah! These guys just can’t help tripping over their own shoelaces in a race to blow smoke up his ass.

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@lemmy.one 8 points 3 years ago

This story seriously sums up both trump and his deplorable supporters so succinctly.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 21 points 3 years ago

For a moment I thought I had stumbled on a Lemmy equivalent of r/nottheonion. This man is a cartoon.

[-] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 3 points 3 years ago

I would honestly not be surprised if he'd forget to put on pants before a public outing. Or even better, if his suspenders suddenly give out with a cartoonish "Boiiing!"

[-] Macabre@kbin.social 19 points 3 years ago

My favorite story about Trump is how he refused to be put under for a colonoscopy because Pence would technically be president while he was under. That's one spiteful mother fucker.

[-] grizzzlay@beehaw.org 16 points 3 years ago

This also means that when Biden had his colonoscopy in November of 2021, Kamala Harris officially became our first female President (for all of 45 minutes but still, technically true)

[-] twei@feddit.de 2 points 3 years ago

wtf why do people know when biden had a camera in his anus?

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 years ago

we installed a little bell by the entrance in 2017

[-] briongloid@aussie.zone 14 points 3 years ago

If this man was the lead in a comedy movie, it'd be pretty funny.

[-] DracEULA@beehaw.org 8 points 3 years ago

The Four Seasons Landscaping press conference is the funniest thing to ever happen in politics.

[-] storksforlegs@beehaw.org 14 points 3 years ago

This is him in a nutshell

[-] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 years ago

What a continuing piece of shit

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 years ago

[scream] Drinks for everyone! [whispers] At the bar. [scream] Dont worry about the bill! [whisper] After you pay the bartender.

[-] Los@beehaw.org 9 points 3 years ago

That’s actually hilarious.

[-] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 6 points 3 years ago

Quelle surprise.

[-] PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago

He was just trying to start a pay it forward chain.

[-] fragnoli@lemmy.one 1 points 3 years ago

Loooooooolllllll

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