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submitted 8 months ago by admin@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Consentacles.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

Well there goes my afternoon

[–] derbis@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago

Make it a big hole, problem solved

[–] zzzzz@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

Beware the Craken

[–] Lath@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

[–] Lefrax@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago

I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is this his son's foray into tentacle porn?

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My First Kink

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

I wonder how far it would go.