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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So I’ve been hanging around all-ages shows, passing out fliers about eating vegetables and getting a good night’s sleep. It’s a horrible business idea and these teens keep kicking my ass.

I can’t stop wheezing

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

And this! Some great writing:

I told him that once he hit 30 his body would change, and he just mumbled something about metabolism being his ‘least favorite Tool album.’

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 9 points 9 months ago

I never thought that when I was smashing the pit at shitty hardcore gigs I’d ever be 140kg and popping antacids like they’re TicTacs.

[–] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 9 months ago

Semenal album more like it

[–] Threeforks@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

OMG, that seriously hit me, can't stop laughing.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the lyrics of the song Pour Descisions by the Real McKenzies, written in 2003. Absolutely still a punk banger 20+ years on:

"Pour decisions, a punk musician, just ain't as cute at 53"

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Oh that shit hits hard... Like yeah, Spokane be like that!