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Feral rule (slrpnk.net)
submitted 8 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] joe@lemmy.today 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh, I was gonna say international housewife

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Intercontinental ballistic housewife

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I think that's how they used to advertise mail-order brides in the classier porn mags.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Could also imply the existence of industrial housewives too

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh no there is housewife capitalism now

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Domestic housewives are subs while feral housewives are doms

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

None of these words are in the Bible.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

H-h-hi...

Can I fix you?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ms. Izumi doesn't need fixing but she can teach you to be worse.

First though she'll drop you in a deserted island to survive for a month.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is she with me on the island?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago

No, she'll come back one month later to check if you're alive. Might send her employee to steal your food too.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Woah, do i have to tame a feral helper and turn it into domestic helper?

Nvm that really sounds so wrong 😂

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pokemon but it's wives.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 8 months ago

Palworld modders are already working on it and we all know it

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Me: I can fix her

*ends up in a hut in the woods