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Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Stealing villager's beds.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Supporting democracy!

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Unlicensed space travel

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Tax Fraud.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Genocide

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

War crimes.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘