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Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

not slaying the princess I guess.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Do porn games on an old android count?

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Intergalactic genocide

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

reckless driving

I don't know... Majonging?

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Building without a permit

Throwing darts at balloons

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently