Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

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[–] current@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

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[–] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Necromancy

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[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Killing gods

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Cheating at Poker

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Animal abuse

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

Illegal gambling

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 3 points 9 months ago

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

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[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

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[–] RedditMobileMyAss@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

Starting a cult.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 3 points 8 months ago

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

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[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You didn't even pull a permit for that hut you built, and went hunting with your bare hands, or an axe or something... really bad moves.

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

[–] iso@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

[–] WhaleSnail@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Winning the treble with Spurs

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

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