Asklemmy

For-profit prisons and hospitals.

Using "tipping" as an excuse not to pay workers living wage.

Displaying prices without tax.

P.S. This is illegal where I live, but some places would be better off if it were illegal there also.

Advertisements for prescription medication

Lobbying and lobbyist groups.

Gerrymandering.

One side changes on EULAs.

Hardware that requires a proprietary service to work.

Selling life-saving drugs at large multiples of the cost to manufacture + distribute. The most obvious example being insulin.

Switching political party in the same term that you were elected to office.

CEOs making 100x the median worker at the same company.

Assault rifles and other automatic or military-grade weapons. They have no practical purpose in the hands of a citizen. Pistols, shotguns, and hunting rifles should be sufficient for hunting and self defense.

Generic finance bro bullshit. Frivolous use of bank credit for speculative investment. Predatory lending. Credit default swaps. It's just a spectrum of Ponzi Schemes. Let's reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act.

Non-disclosure of expensive gifts to Supreme Court judges. Looking at you, Clarence.

Military recruiting at high schools.

Junk mail. You literally have to pay a company to stop sending it.

Insider trading by Congress

Landlords. Housing as a commodity in general.

Forced arbitration

Churches backing and funding politicians.

Something (almost) no one has mentioned: factory farming of livestock. I'm not gonna say a person who engages in subsistence farming shouldn't be able to keep a coop of chickens for eggs (as long as their chickens are well cared for), but large scale animal husbandry and livestock is devastating to the environment and genuinely cruel.

Screwing over a large number of people to benefit a small number of people. Religion and corporations immediately come to mind.

Tracking & profiting off it.
Forcing people to be tracked to use a product that they then sell that data should be illegal without your complete, informed consent, and you get to opt out and still use the product.
All tracking should be regulated. You own your personhood 100% and only you can make money off of that.

Forced arbitration

Zero hour contracts in the uk don’t actually have to have an actual contract so if your boss says that something is in your job description you can’t argue otherwise because there was never a contract that said what your job roles were to start with.

Non-utilitized internet service.

Internet providers ARE UTILITIES. Regulate them like one.

payday loans

Capitalism

EDIT: also i read the other comments and hilarious amount of other things mentioned also boils down to "capitalism" or their illegalisation would basically needed for capitalism to be outlawed too.

Let's give an example that is more uplifting.

A 16 year old who just got their motorcycle license being able to buy a 200hp superbike capable of doing 180+mph.

For all intents and purposes, this should be illegal, because the teenager (usually) doesn't have the skills and willpower to handle such a powerful motorcycle as a noob.

But it does feel awesome to be able to buy whatever motorcycle you can afford once you get your license in the US, rather than being forced to start on a 125cc that can't even hit 60mph.

Family vloggers

Smoking. It's literally a drug and causes lots of health issues like increased lung cancer risk, but the worst part is that if someone smokes near you then you also inhale some of the toxins even if you yourself don't smoke. And in my country it's common to see people smoking on the streets. Combine this with air pollution and yikes

Tipping.

Politic lobby.

Capitalism

Ultra bright headlights.

Exploiting animals

Killing animals forr pleasure.

As a general rule, the amount of exploitation and fraud it takes to "become" a billionaire should probably be illegal.

Lying about what you do with peoples data and who you share it with.

Sentencing and punishment are affected by "caste"

Capitalism, Literaly all of capitalism.

Reposting things from reddit that have been posted there over 1000 times.

Churches.

Religion

Pets. Or at least you need to know how to take care of them.

For example rabbits shouldn't be alone.

And wtf is up with putting birds in cages? They are supposed to be free and fly you sick ****!

Dogs on chains..

I feel I can continue forever and it's sad.