They probably know they're in the running
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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Yeah. If you're in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.
My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀
If someone is eating that much mayo it'd have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they'd know they're eating a lot
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I bet they do know it.
I bet there's an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don't click if you don't want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s
Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable. Pure liquid that smells like Hell itself.
I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren't exactly well regulated.
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I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that's 5.5 lbs)
yeah just about 9500-10k calories, nbd
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Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
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There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.
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Ok, sure, that's a lot of mayo. But I didn't think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there's someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
Either that or mayo has become a day job and they can't stand it outside of competition.
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She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn't going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I've had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It's just yogurt. It's just yogurt. It's just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
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Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world
Cannot be stated as fact: they don't know it
At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.
Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn't know.
Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.
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That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a “friend”).
Nah, it doesn't even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
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I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don't do it every week I promise... Please stop calling me out. It's just comfort food I swear
Monster!
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Yes I do.
Oh I know it
My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn't finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy's in the running.
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Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They're currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Last one was mayo on a fucking McGriddle. I’m still traumatized
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
I'm pretty sure it's The L.A. Beast
Or maybe Shoenice
Chile and their heart attack inducing hot dogs... and suddenly I want one.
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