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[-] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 360 points 2 years ago

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

When you're so not woke you're sleep.

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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 183 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sleepy is the product of much GOP work. Donny needs his own.

Drowsy Don?

Tired Trump?

Comatose comb-over?

[-] TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago

"Don't you think Trump looks tired?"

To paraphrase for this specific situation. When the Doctor says to Alex, "Don't you think she (Harriet) looks tired." It's planting the seed in Alex to question if Harriet is fit to continue being Prime Minister, or if she is 'too tired'. These 6 words spoken to Alex, Harriet's Sr. aide, inevitably leads to Harriet's downfall

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/193743/how-did-the-doctor-take-harriet-jones-down-in-the-christmas-invasion

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

Domestic terrorist.

We don't need to give him a cute nickname, call him what he is.

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[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago
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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

All those sound good. I'm going with Drowsy Donnie lol

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 24 points 2 years ago

Don Snoreleone

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 21 points 2 years ago

comatose comb over 💀

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 21 points 2 years ago

I'm sticking with Dementia Don.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Somnambulant sack of shit.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Benedict Donald

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 122 points 2 years ago

Trump looks so tired, why do they keep forcing him to run?

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 109 points 2 years ago

I don't think he's ever been for a run in his life

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Never underestimate a fat man’s urgent hunger for hamberders and nuggets.

The question I guess, is when was the last time he didn’t have a gofer.

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[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Down his leg, allegedly

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[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

Low energy, sad!

[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 107 points 2 years ago

He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago

Maybe they tranqed him to keep his mouth shut

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Honestly the best idea a trump lawyer has had in many years.

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

“We’re doing to inject you with what we’re calling a ‘genius enhancement serum’; it will fortify your already throbbing genius cells and keep you sharp as a tack, ensuring your every response is virtually perfect for your defence in this trial.”

😴

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[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 2 years ago

Don't you think he looks tired?

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago

I'm cheering for the big macs

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

Dozy Don and the Despicable Diapers.

There you go world: a new band name for someone to use.

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[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

I read your comment and wondered what Provigil was. Modafinil. I guess I should not be surprised they were all on uppers and downers.

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[-] athos77@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago

That's the picture the media needs to start using.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Hey everybody! I know how to wake him up!

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

can you be held in contempt for sleeping during a trial?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

You're not really required by law to 'pay attention' unless you're being asked a direct question. Though, I'm sure judges look poorly on such things.

I remember Harvey Weinstein doing the same thing before he got sent to Rikers. :)

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Not if you are not required to participate in that part and not causing a disturbance in the court.

This is a jury trial, and jurors are watching. Even during selection. If you don't care enough to stay awake, it's not a good impression.

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Probably wouldn't fly. This happens more than you'd think. Court room procedures aren't as riveting as tv would lead us to believe.

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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago
[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

Maybe a stupid question but how come in a nation of 330 million people, many of them should be qualified, the people are limited to two bad choices?

Has it always been this bad in US presidential elections?

[-] btaf45@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

s it always been this bad in US presidential elections?

Nope. I've been following politics since Nixon and Biden is the best president we've had in the last 50 years.

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[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 years ago

The problem is the first past the post system which heavily encourages a two-party outcome. A ranked choice system would drastically improve the chances of new candidates or parties to emerge with meaningful results.

But since that hurts the current holders of power, it's pretty unlikely to be enacted anytime soon.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Drowsy Defunded Don was right there......

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[-] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 21 points 2 years ago

No surprise, babies need their naps.... Treasonous shit stain.

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