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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 139 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What, wait they were doing a mock trial? Holy fucking shit.

They can't do it for real, so they just make it up entirely! Holy. Fucking. Shit.

The depths of them making shit up is just unbelievable.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“The people in this story are real. Their stories have been altered for the purpose of dramatization.”

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

for the purpose of ~~dramatization~~ defamation by proxy.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Were they going to get Judge Reinholt?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Apparently a billion dollar lawsuit judgment taught them nothing.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 years ago

It taught them that pulling this shit has a specific price tag attached so they can budget accordingly.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago

Uh I think this was an episode of Arrested Development...

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Methinks an attic I shall seek.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Just real shoddy narrating. Pure crap.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

That’s the heart of the problem. They’re jealous that the most clever politically-charged sitcoms tend to be written by left-leaning writers. They could legally make a parody of the case. They’d need smarter writers, and they’re too quick to turn them into lawyers.

[-] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I just blue myself

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's what Fox gets for hiring Barry as their corporate lawyer.

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Barry was far from the best.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

If this ends with Donald taking to the sea in a boat piloted by Eric, but Malonia staying in America because they can't try a husband and wife for the same crime, I would be reasonably satisfied.

[-] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

The Trial of Hunter Biden('s Penis) - In this 6 part miniseries we'll be lending our usual journalistic excellence to uncovering the throbbing truth...

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen the pictures but wouldn't it be more like an 8 or 9 part miniseries? I heard he was packin

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

It's difficult to really know given the scope and girth of the investigation.

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