Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."

Ah fuck.

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

What are you gonna do, stab me?

“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Ah. That was sweet.

Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

Ah, fuck.

Same as my first word. Shit.

Hang on, almost figured it...

Probably "Oops...."

Fuckin finally

"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

I told you I was sick!

Gazpacho soup.

Aurë Entuluva!

"It was...fun."

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »

I left you a present..

Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--

"What could possibly go wrong?"

I don’t want to go

change da world

my final message. Goodb ye

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

"Freedom, at last...!"

"Oh fuck…"