Sure, let's give it a go

Pedicure, I thought that was a common term

Nice pedi

So soft

Fucking delicious

Love the ass focused shot.. pull that aside just a little :P

I don't have any personal experience of duck mating either, but from what I understand, the females kept developing longer and twisted vaginal canals, leading to male ducks having a penis that looks like a corkscrew. Plenty of images on google to wow your coworkers!

Haha oh man, that's hilarious. All I get is the SMS from 'my bank' with a link.

I've watched a few vids where people have set up AIs to answer the calls, and it's some seriously funny shit listening to these guys try to reason with an AI.

Pierbi

This is the right answer, just go full tilt and install a custom rom.

It's always the dam fingers. There's a textual inversion called bad-hands5 or something that I use, not sure how much it helps though

I hope so!