They're only starting now?

I generally don't approve of necrophilia, but on the other hand, I am kind of curious what it would feel like to fuck a neck-hole...

but weakened confidentiality between a school and the parents, forcing the school to relay to the parents of any health concerns (including possibly previously unknown LGTBQ status).

That one didn't pass.

True humor transcends language barriers. If you have difficulty being funny in a different language, it means you're relying too heavily upon puns.

I just hate always being rushed rushed rushed. Always have to go faster. Click faster, move faster, make decisions faster. Faster faster faster.

I want to play a strategy game, but at competitive levels, it's less about strategic thinking and more about just memorizing what the 'meta' is, and then being able to execute that meta faster than the other guy. And all this rush and hurry all the time is just too much strain. I want to play games to relax, not to add stress. I get plenty of stress from real life.

On one hand, maybe we as a society should move past child abuse being played for laughs.

On the other hand, a ham-fisted government ban is probably not the right way to accomplish that.

Obviously. That's why they're called parental controls.

If she asks, tell her Fox News went out of business. Very sad.

No, grandma. I'm not going to be an enabler for your Fox News addiction.

Luigi did.

"You don't need a gun, the government will protect you" sounds pretty damn shitty when you look at the current government.

Please get the fascists out of office before you disarm the populace.