This is the first thing that came to mind.

One of my female cousins shares a full name with a male pornstar.

Why the fuck is it still being used?

How do these eSIMs work from a user's perspective? I've only ever had phones with physical sim slots

"Back in my day, blowing a tranny was a car problem"

kills elderly and rapes teen girls next to the bodies of their dead friends

"DO YOU SEE HOW BAD ISRAEL IS?"

They have completely dissipated any potential moral high ground they may have once ever had.

Hamburgers are American, invented by German Immigrants

https://toriavey.com/a-brief-history-of-hamburgers/#:~:text=A%20common%20misconception%20is%20that,raised%20in%20the%20regional%20countryside.

https://burgertheoryidahofalls.com/who-invented-the-burger-the-surprising-history-of-americas-favorite-food/#:~:text=The%20origins%20of%20the%20burger,late%201800s%20or%20early%201900s.

https://charbarhhi.com/take-a-bite-out-of-history-the-origin-of-the-hamburger/#:~:text=Being%20the%20butcher%20who%20gave,to%20call%20his%20sandwich%3A%20Hamburger.

Apple pies are British, btw

"BUT WHERE DO THEY THINK THAT POWER EVEN COMES FROM!!????"

Well, if someone would spend two seconds thinking about it, renewable are a good investment. It's not like we want to stop burning coal today, but this argument gets me everytime.

I keep trying to tell people that Tate isn't just a douchebag alpha male, he's a psychopath.

I exclusively am subscribed to porn accounts, so I find it super weird when right ring idiots show up in my feed.

Unions have been stripped of power repeatedly and told to fuck off by governments repeatedly.

I used to make shit post comments where I would vehemently demand something as fact, and even cite sources. At the time, I thought people were upvoting them because they saw it was satire and shared my humor. Later, I had someone ping my account as a citation to their own argument, and when I chimed in and told them it was a shit post, they blocked me and deleted the comment with the ping.

I realized that I was just spreading misinformation and the fact that it was satire flew right over people's heads. I didn't think it was anywhere near subtle.

If you say something confidently enough, and add in some fake but legit sounding sources, people will just believe you.

Imagine actually using an iPhone