AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Turducken would like a word.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

 

AMEN!

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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