Pretty sure if Elon goes before a jury, he is getting convicted regardless of what he is charged with cause of how much people don't like him but he'll probably find a way to bribe or blackmail a jury member or two.

This one really heart my heart. 💔

As a DJ, I can confirm this is a legit strategy.

Gonna buy one, gotta support the cause. We need this phone to do well.

Real life heros and model citizens of the world I wanna live in.

Joining the military in a corrupt capitalistic country is about as dumb as it gets. I got more patriotism for those fighting the fascists here than the ones doing the racists bidding abroad (or here for that matter, looking at you ICE)

Healthcare, housing, education, a steady income, a promise that you too can become a billionaire from nothing is the modern day smoke and mirrors that make people think they are soldiers with free will as opposed to what they really are slaves to the system.

We are so fucked

They took out a sub?! Would love to hear how they pulled that off. Was it in port?

Imagine Trump getting rabies, the story leaks, he denies it and all his cronies around him back up the lie, right up until he turns rabid and starts biting and attacking them. Would be a fitting ending for him.

Fuck ya he is, the world needs more of him. Doing something for the greater good when greed and selfishness is not your primary motive 95% of the time makes you a hero in my book.

You are a fucking legend my man, keep it up.

MVP goes to the guy who died the second time he snowboarded down Everest 🏂