ByteOnBikes

joined 6 months ago
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Growing up in the south, I had countless times where the old hicks called Dominos that "Italian restaurant".

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Armpit camera. She has a fetish.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I use public transportation a lot and the ones I frequent are always late. So if anything, they're always delayed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you have vacation time, but not paid time off?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I started buying non-alcoholic drinks when I learned my Muslim friends don't partake, and my wife and I wanted healthier alternatives.

Virgin margaritas are so good!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

My stupid ass read this as a non-alcoholic Irish Whiskey and got confused when I saw milk.

This is still great! Thank you!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha! I do enjoy when I convince my anti-social friends to come to a party and give them a chill out room to recharge and tricks to getting the pets to play with them.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I like drinking alcohol or taking legal substances during certain events. Feeling a bit of floatyness while watching the sunset is a great feeling (in moderation).

If that feeling doesn't mean anything to you, thats cool and no judgement.

I think about how some cultures eat dessert as a closure to their favorite meal, and thats the only metaphor I can think of.

Edit: found a meme I relate to: https://slrpnk.net/post/16826864

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

RESPECT.

I have the same rule. No alcohol 24 hours prior to driving.

It's easy for me though, since I can take a bus, Uber, or even walk. And I have no urgency in my life where a car is required like that.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Headaches. Vomiting. Like the flu.

I learned a few tricks to avoid hangovers. Drinking water in-between drinks, ramen noodles before sleeping(or whatever your favorite soup is) and avoiding getting to a point where the world spins when your eyes are closed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

2025 TikTok trend just dropped!

 
 
 

Fandom Pulse is reporting (paywall), according to a "Ubisoft insider", that the beleaguered video game company is pushing back on Steam to try and get certain data points removed from public view. This would include data points like peak and concurrent users. The insider continues by saying that Star Wars Outlaws has still failed to surpass the 2 million units sold point having been released for almost 3 months. That's a far cry (get it?) from the 5 million in the first month some investors were hoping for at launch.

The report also alleges that Ubisoft isn't alone. Other companies would also like Valve to stop reporting numbers that they'd rather paint their own way on investor calls, or just dodge entirely like Ubisoft has done on recent calls where the lackluster performance of Star Wars Outlaws has come up.

 
 

As reported by VGC, Microsoft updated its support website to reveal it has placed a temporary block on Windows 11 for users with those games installed.

"After installing Windows 11, version 24H2, you might encounter issues with some Ubisoft games," Microsoft said. "These games might become unresponsive while starting, loading or during active gameplay.

"In some cases, users might receive a black screen. The affected games are Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Assassin's Creed Origins, Assassin's Creed Odyssey, Star Wars Outlaws, and Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora.

 
 
 

Officers showed up at the home and found a man struggling with a woman over a knife. An officer opened fire and struck the man, killing him at the scene. Only later did they discover the man who was killed lived at the home and was struggling to fend off the woman who had broken into his home.

Police say Brandon Durham, 43, had called 911 and reported multiple people outside his home shooting, then told the 911 operator that someone had entered his home through the front and back doors and he was locking himself in the bathroom.

He also told the 911 operator that he was home with his 15-year-old daughter, according to police. Officers kicked open the door after arriving on scene and hearing someone screaming as well as damage to vehicles parked outside the property, police said.

 

The backpedaling of 'It was just a joke!" is strong here,

 

Stole it off of reddit

 
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