ByteOnBikes

joined 8 months ago
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Give me that FAFO Santa.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.

Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.

All of them are messed up in other ways.

Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

I love party folks like you. It's very clear why you're here and I will do my best to accommodate.

It's the folks who go to parties and feel like they have to create a memory, drink heavily, or hook up with some stranger that bothers me.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I arrive slightly early (5 mins early) because I always make up an excuse to leave early.

My pet peeve is when there's a party agenda (6pm arrival, 7pm food) and if it's 730pm and food still hasnt been served, I can kindly remind the host that I have to leave by 8pm.

When I attended parties in my 20s, this was a extremely common issue. But as I get older and have a significantly more mature group of friends, Im starting to not have to use my "leave early" excuse as frequently.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bless Missouri for always making the best choices to ensure they remain the #50 out the Top #50 states.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/louisiana#state-overview

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

I only played RoR 2 and i never understood RoR 1.

Maybe you're right - two different audiences?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Im being edge-y and they don't say those words. But the implication is there.

Borderline: "You look like Lucy Liu! I loved her in Charlie's Angels."

Real creep: "Mindy Kaling is HOT with a capital T! Easily the best girl in the Office."

As a dude, I've had creepy women compare me to actors who are skin colored like me. They're not licking their lips like I'm a piece of meat, but it's a start of "Okay was that a compliment or a start of your fetishizing?"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

I wonder how many western artists create satire and then a random country like Chile is like, "Oh my god Americans do that?"

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don't care either way.

I read furry agnostic and for a moment thought, "Oh shit furries don't like Christmas? TIL TIL."

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You👏 say👏 Merry👏 Christmas👏 not👏 Happy👏 Holidays👏 Jesus👏 didn't👏 die👏 for👏 us👏 so 👏 you 👏 can👏 disrespect👏 Santa👏 Clause!👏

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Nice! Habit forming routine!

On work days, I have a routine that I knock out that takes about an hour. And when I'm finished, i do so much that I'm ready to tackle surprises. On days off, everything falls apart.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Look how angry this little turd nugget is. He's a manipulative psychopath who has every reason to be the villain in any story.

 
 
 

Disgraced Massachusetts cop Matthew Farwell, 38, strangled Sandra Birchmore, 23, in 2021 after she revealed she was pregnant with his child, prosecutors alleged Wednesday.

Farwell is accused of having a years-long sexual relationship with Birchmore, beginning when she was 15 and he was 27, the US Attorney’s Office said.

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