Danarchy

Don’t you just wish you could suck the log back into your butt and shit it out all over again? sigh

Æeeeee lmaø

Some of those fake guns are clearly fake guitars

If I ever need to show somebody what a cringe loser I am I will name something after a term from a classic work of sci-fi or fantasy — one where I clearly missed the meaning!

Blah-de-blah-de-blah so dangerous you’ll have to sign a waiver

I miss this kinda shit.

Tangentially related: the Factoids feature in 3-2-1 Contact magazine

I’m sitting pretty with my steamed milk reactor

I heard his wife got premgant on accident cuz she sat on a freshie

You can tell it’s not Nebraska b/c the corn doesn’t look angry

It’s clearly in the intern handbook not to do that

Well now they can’t do their war crimes and ethnic cleansing on those sites it simply isn’t done

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