[-] Float@startrek.website 35 points 2 months ago

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

[-] Float@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

The West has propagandized relying on parents because it's good for business. Staying with your parents is one less house they can sell, one less car, one less bedroom furniture set, etc.

You are defeating capitalist greed and helping the planet by utilizing less redundant resources like you would living seperately.

[-] Float@startrek.website 34 points 2 months ago

The average human is a Chinese guy named Mohammed Wang

[-] Float@startrek.website 27 points 2 months ago

Even Stadia had the courtesy to send everyone full lifetime refunds.

[-] Float@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago

"seeing you hanging out with me" doesn't feel very natural

Otherwise this is really great, the last panel alone is a great reaction imagine.

[-] Float@startrek.website 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Matthew Broderick killed 2 people while drunk driving in 1987 and got away with it

Edit: he was not drunk, he swerved into oncoming traffic. He was in northern Ireland and his reason for doing so is unknown by his account, he can't remember anything about it.

[-] Float@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago

Privacy is a personal journey by nature. No use it getting worked up over how private anyone else is.

[-] Float@startrek.website 24 points 3 months ago

I mean if both of you are daily bathers and not sweating all day, there is no issue. If anything a tiny bit of smell can be nice, really let's the pheromones do their work.

[-] Float@startrek.website 45 points 3 months ago

I'm off work and at home by 4pm, so I'll have a joint if I like, thanks.

[-] Float@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who goes to a BBQ and gets all sides?

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gonster responsibly

[-] Float@startrek.website 30 points 2 years ago

Yea unfortunately the entire Gameboy community was re-introduced to this guy because of the modretro chromatic. You know things are fucked when you have an ethical dilemma about buying a Gameboy.

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[-] Float@startrek.website 25 points 2 years ago

Every network engineer must lock themselves out of a node at some point, it is a rite of passage.

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