Steal His Look : wizards

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 89 points 2 months ago

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

God I'm old.

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

That entire thing was super mean iirc

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago

Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???

How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?

[-] Float@startrek.website 35 points 2 months ago

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

[-] crimson_iris@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I already owned the belt.

[-] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

[-] PrimeErective@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago

Help me balance my wizard budget

[-] wizblizz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

What, no garters and stockings?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

[+] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

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[-] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

[-] deadbeef79000 5 points 2 months ago

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

[-] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?

This post is bullshit.

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYJWBYHY/?psc=1

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Listen while I drop some magic on your hinies

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