FreshParsnip

joined 1 year ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Wait, that's illegal

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

He died in 2009, the day I graduated highschool. People who were in kindergarten then are adults now

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Talk to people about books you've read

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Until we all die miserably. Wonderful

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Only criminals ever do anything

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Because the timeline depends on the fascist takeover happening

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's done no damage to him. In a sane and rational world, he'd be in prison

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I had a doctor's appointment and got to buy pizza at the hospital. I also got to see my nephews cause my sister was my ride. Also it was fir a blood test and the results were all good. It was really quick too.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Stupidity isn't just lack of knowledge, it's lack of wisdom. Lack of ability to think about your knowledge and apply it

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

One of the posts on this account also brings up age gaps

 

It simply has to be. Every stupid thing that has been happening can only be explained by the theory that it has to happen because it's in the script

 

Explain it in great detail

 

Shout out to Tobey MacGuire's stunt double, Mayor Mamdami's mom, my pharmacist, and the guy who threw a shoe at George Bush

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