Every time you hear the name "Nick Locarno", it's because Admiral Paris' staff (so that he could claim plausible deniability) have used illegally obtained temporal technology (via Section 31) to "dub" that name over any mention of Tom Paris. Unfortunately, the device required so much power, it overloaded after one of the ST TNG transmissions, and could not be sustained for any of Tom's admissions (visual or verbal) in the Voyager transmissions (likely due to being outside of the signal radius). :-P /s
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Benjamin Bratt as Jimmy Smits 😆🤣
For reference, the character in the red shirt is actually named Captain Tootsie
"The beatings will continue ~~until~~ before and after morale improves or declines" 🤷♂️
It's like a combination between Dolly Parton and William Shatner 😅 #awkwardboner
Can anyone explain the appeal of Kevin James to me?
He totally had his own quarters after the rest had to endure him doing jazz oboe (yes, I know it was actually the clarinet) practice all hours of the day.
He must have read Riker's auto-biography and took away all the wrong lessons...
Also, let's not forget "Harry and the Bonerific Bimbofied Borg Brushoff"
Rutabega? Rigelius? Ramone? Randy!
"Captain's Log Supplemental, Doctor Crusher has examined and treated over 34 crew members and delegates who were subjected to food poisoning from some ancient delicacies called Twinkies. We are now searching for a Ferengi freighter that delivered them to determine if it was an accidental or deliberate act of sabotage on the symposium."
"Captain' Log, Stargate 41219.6, The Enterprise and it's crew are en route to Al'apaloo'za III to attend a symposium on alternative alien musical techniques conveying language and culture. In the meantime, I must prepare for the opening banquet with Administrator Yankovic, whose reputation suggests he has rather odd food procilivites..."
Does the Gravy Train pull the plane along like a kite?
See you at the concert! 😁