HowAbt2morrow

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Vatican “on the brink of Bankruptcy” due to dramatic decline in donations in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 42 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

Or Polio. Guess we should invest in iron lungs. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 3 days ago

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

Don’t let the media bury him in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
Make some Predictions for 2025, that we can revisit in 12 months to see who is right. in c/futurology@futurology.today
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 1 week ago

We’re (humans) putting people on the moon by the end of November 2025. At least one nation but maybe even two different groups of nations. Although all projections are for the 2030s, the latest Google quantum chip and enhanced AI GPTs, will bring all of this up sooner.

Ozempic Could Crush the Junk Food Industry. But It Is Fighting Back. in c/futurology@futurology.today
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Double Stuffed OreOxempic for that inner lard ass we all love!

I am preparing to paint the exterior of my patio. in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy thermos.

TIL , Why Do Animals Keep Evolving into Crabs? in c/til@lemmy.world
During my wife’s pregnancy, I M31 gained 130lbs, all in my belly—now stuck with a 67” gut, looking overdue with triplets. Doctors say it’s the most extreme case of Couvade Syndrome they’ve ever seen. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.