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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 13 points 51 minutes ago

Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.

Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Maybe they can set up a loops server and just do remote mass shorts? They'll have to jump for jebus with different dresses.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

Oh, pedo funding ran out. Now pedos come to various dictatorships asking for money. Say, Azerbaijan, that'd be those guys who have demolished probably more Christian heritage than ISIS.

BTW, my paternal line is Armenian Catholic from Khodorchur of Dayq province, so I do feel bad about them falling so low, but really nothing one can fix. Just let that thing die.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 hours ago
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 4 hours ago

Oh, no. Guess they'll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 3 hours ago

Nawww poor little pedophiles.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 5 hours ago

Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I'd say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.

Just ask god for money? I mean, isn't it omnisicent and omnipotent?

[–] TingoTenga@lemmy.world 60 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Good for them, I guess?

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

[–] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it's actually ok for rich people to exist /s

[–] Blu@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 hours ago

I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

But God needs more money! C'mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!

[–] MacStache@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

Pfffft... Yeah right.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late...

Oh shiiiiiii

[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This is amazing, it took me a few seconds to realize that is a very tiny violin.

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

I'm sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 173 points 10 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.

The Catholic Church remains one of the world's wealthiest organizations.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You can have a high net worth and go through bankruptcy.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 32 minutes ago

The number of people who don't understand the difference between cash flow and assets astounds me.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh, they are opting for "The Big Lie".

IIRC s friend of theirs coined the expression too!

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 72 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Perhaps they should sell off some of the tons and tons of gold stuff they have.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Or their huge amounts of foreign land

[–] Yodan@lemm.ee 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There's a whole crypt of nicely dressed absolutely dead people who most certainly don't need to be wearing rubies and gold and diamonds all over their bones.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago

That needle must have a pretty big eye

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they should put their bones in a museum for profit? Come see Saint (whomever)

We do it all the time with brown peoples bones. Why not pope's bones?

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 hours ago
  • LET
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[–] BrikoX@lemmy.zip 71 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Paying out legal claims and bribes from all the sexual abuse scandals are not cheap.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Naw, they just move all the assets out of the diocese and declare bankruptcy.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I wonder how that can be. The Catholic Church owns real estate in almost every city in Europe, usually several buildings in larger cities, often in prime locations. Especially since these properties are only a fraction of the church's financial assets, the rental income alone should be enough to finance the church for all eternity.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They can be broke or rich depending on how they feel that day. They cook the books because they're their own country. They are truly a gang operation. My guess is they want you talking about them being broke as opposed to them being caught with more priests molesting children today.

AG report details abuse allegations against 52 priests, deacons in Diocese of Lansing

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah the church is rich af, just sell some of your gold you fucking parasites.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Organizations that own that amount of stuff borrow against it to buy even more stuff and as it all goes up in value they borrow more and buy more stuff. In an endless loop. And people call crypto a scam 🤔

Owning that much in assets typically means you also have a lot of debt. Particularly with generational, wealthy, corrupt organizations.

Point being, they can be on the brink of bankruptcy even when owning half of Europe if they can’t service the debt they wound up.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, they can always get back to selling indulgences again or take out (another) mortgage on their state in the middle of Rome when the going gets tough.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 9 hours ago

good, time to disband that pedo-clown organisation

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 40 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Have they tried NOT having Sex with Kids?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 25 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That part was fine. According to the article, what's causing the issue is that Pope Francis said they should help the poor and that climate change is real, and all their scattered asshole donation-makers in all corners of the world got butthurt and turned down the money faucet.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago

You know that American Catholics are like a tiny portion of the worldwide church right?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

How dare the Catholic Church be a force for good!

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Whoa whoa let's not get carried away. That's a load bearing pillar of the church pal

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