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[–] Iapar@feddit.org 276 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 163 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Don't just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late...

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[–] TingoTenga@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Good for them, I guess?

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago

I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

[–] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it's actually ok for rich people to exist /s

[–] Blu@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Perhaps they should sell off some of the tons and tons of gold stuff they have.

[–] Yodan@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a whole crypt of nicely dressed absolutely dead people who most certainly don't need to be wearing rubies and gold and diamonds all over their bones.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That needle must have a pretty big eye

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[–] BrikoX@lemmy.zip 103 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Paying out legal claims and bribes from all the sexual abuse scandals are not cheap.

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[–] jollyroberts@jolly-piefed.jomandoa.net 98 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.

Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.

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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 70 points 1 month ago
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

Except they have billions in stolen art and could liquidate it at any point. If not trillions, actually.

Nobody knows exactly what Vatican has but Porphyry Basin in the Vatican Museum is estimated to be worth 2$ billion alone (it was commissioned by Emperor Nero).

Vatican could literally end the world hunger with their treasure hoard.

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago
[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just pray. If your God is the creator of the universe, it's pretty likely he can handle the situation once you let him know.

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 month ago

good, time to disband that pedo-clown organisation

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 month ago

Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I'd say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Man who lives in a golden palace complains about money troubles. "

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well it's a good thing they have all that priceless art they can sell...

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Sell your fucking chair, you clown.

disgustingly gold chair

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 month ago

Probably the best news I've read so far today.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thoughts and prayers!

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.

The Catholic Church remains one of the world's wealthiest organizations.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have they tried NOT having Sex with Kids?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That part was fine. According to the article, what's causing the issue is that Pope Francis said they should help the poor and that climate change is real, and all their scattered asshole donation-makers in all corners of the world got butthurt and turned down the money faucet.

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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone think this is some independently verified fact?

THEY’RE CLAIMING THIS TO GET OUT OF PAYING ALL THE LAWSUITS they get because of all the r4pe & 4bus3 of little children

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 33 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You can say rape and abuse

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just sell some real estate…. They’ll be fine.

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[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 28 points 1 month ago
[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aww geez, our 1500 year old grift isn’t working as well as it used to, sad!

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What little concessions they made to progressives was far too little too late while former popes sided with child abusers and rapists.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The joke is that Francis was still too far left for the big money Opus Dei Catholics in The United States and Europe.

They weren't friendly enough to the rapists. That's why the donations are drying up

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Of course people are blaming him being too accepting of trans people, his view of "let them survive but they're sinners unwelcome to the eucharist" is unfortunately far too progressive for some.

Fortunately the church of Jesus of Nazareth will prioritize profit over peace and love

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

Time to start selling Indulgences again.

Just ask god for money? I mean, isn't it omnisicent and omnipotent?

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago
  • LET
  • THEM
  • EAT
  • CAKE
[–] recreationalcatheter@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have they tried institutionally raping children and covering it up for decades if not centuries?

Oh, they have... Darn.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

Oh, no. Guess they'll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

I wish.

Doubt they’ll even have to sell a diocese.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago
[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Even if this is true, 2025 is a jubilee year. There will be so many pilgrims to the Vatican and donations would skyrocket

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Maybe donating and praying to your favorite imaginary sky buddy doesn't actually solve anything.

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