More like: I crave useless knowledge.

Linux: Cause you're just gonna use an Internet browser anyway.

Dude, there are whole industries based on cutting down trees once they have grown.

What are you smoking? ... can I have some?

Did you watch only the first hour of the first movie?

Dude, if someone's opening pitch sucks then they have failed as a creative. That's a skill issue and indicates that the rest of the work sucks.

You should only need to watch the opening to the LOTR movies to gauge if you'll like it or not.

That's a five minute investment before you continue watching a 9+ hour work.

FORGETTING INGREDIENTS MEANS ANOTHER TRIP AND MORE HOG CRANKING! ARRRROOO!!

Tiny homes are not a good idea. They're an inefficient use of materials, and a poor use of land. If everyone lived in a tiny home the infrastructure to support them would be too widely spread.

If you want to live in a small house, live in a well built apartment or town house.

Sitting in a metal tube in the sky sounds just as dangerous, yet here we are.

So roll a d20?

"On God". I think it's short for "I swear on God.", similar to "I swear on my mum's life.". It's an emphasis that you are telling the truth.

I think he means "Why poop on your own time when it can be on company time?"

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.