Murse

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's also not uncommon for them to say the quiet part out loud. OP's post is just a smorgasbord of shit that's already happened. The only thing that would stand out as fake would be the name, but that's only if you're up to date on US politics enough to actually know the names well enough to sniff out a fake one. ...and that level of familiarity would be a full time job!

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

The character of god is basically the ultimate shape shifter. For a being capable of shaping reality with just a thought, I gotta think such a being would be in a pretty constant phase of modifying itself, not just it's reality.

"He" vs "she" doesn't even scratch the tip of the iceberg when you look at god's arsenal of gender and sex characteristics - just look at some of the crazy shit it put here on earth. And I mean all of it, from the familiar dangly bits in our own pants to like a lizard's cloaca, to pollinators, etc.

You know the whole "biblically accurate angel" spiel with the trippy shifting eyes? I gotta think god's junk is a similar kaleidoscopic amalgamation of scrotums, clitorises, corkscrew duck penises, pollen, etc; all covered with a hefty amount of pubic hair and buckets of mucous.

 

Amen.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 58 points 2 days ago (18 children)

There wasn't anything to be confused about - it's in character to the point of being more reenactment than parody.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

Thinking other black people would be stupid enough to follow a black woman

Part of the issue though is people really are that stupid. It's not a race thing, but a human thing.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Nothin a bit of phenol couldn't take care of.

...well, maybe a lot of phenol. And a crowbar.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

~~Gamer~~ Right winger

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

opposition from US, Israel and Russia

Damn, he must be good!

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

~~Died defending the US.~~

~~Died defending freedom.~~

~~Died defending democracy.~~

~~Died supporting an ally.~~

~~Died providing humanitarian support abroad.~~

Died to distract the world from the fact that Trump raped children on Epstein's island.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the party of "we support our troops!"

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago

Yea well, Trump needs to distract us from the fact that he raped children on Epstein's island, so your husband can curl up in the meat grinder and die.

If it makes you feel better, you can pretend he died protecting freedom or some shit. I mean, he didn't - he died protecting a pedophile's shit-stained reputation, but, y'know, murica. 🏈🎆 🇺🇸 🎆 🎉

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

Good call. Corrected.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Did you know not all praying mantises are the same religion?

 

They're in sects.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago

Operation Epstein Fury

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