I'm sure you don't care, but if you sound like a combination pocket-mulching, militant-vegan, cycling purist, those are the the only people who are going to hear what you have to actually say.
That might be your target market, in which case, congrats i suppose.
That level of condescension and pretension is pretty difficult to overcome, especially in a text only format, intentional or not.
Did someone claim self defence?
Perhaps the video cuts out before that happened?
Do you have the full vid?