[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Eat the same breakfast every day until I'm sick of it, and then the next day it's back again

[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Give her a promotion and a raise, on the condition she hands in a box of little sandwiches every week as her KPI

[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Fresh Sparrow Flavour" on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.

[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

OP should do a giveaway, roll the dice and give out however many it lands on 😁 I'll go first:

[-] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Next time I'll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.

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