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And the train magically drops you off outside your destination too, and totally not several miles away.

Neither do I. It very much applies to the UK.

... Do you think that converting tens of millions of buildings to heat pumps by mid winter is a quick and easy solution?

It's a start, but ban them from advertising too. Their ads are everywhere in every medium like cockroaches constantly tricking the poor and foolish out of their money.

What's with this 4 year old fantasy/opinion piece being presented as both recent and factual?

Isn't that just like a normal every day thing around the world though

It's better thought of as a tax that funds the BBC, but it can't be called a tax because it's not run by the government.

It's an outdated idea though that doesn't make any sense in this era because it means that technically if you want to watch any live TV at all then you have to pay the BBC money even if you don't watch anything by them.

Or you could just not answer the door in the extremely rare case that any enforcement officers actually come around and instead watch TV for free.

In the UK we call them Bum bags (butt bags)

Please no, there's already people rioting over 3rd world citizens immigrating here, we don't need to add Yanks to that group too

My dream would be to get a remote nightshift job and live in a house by the beaches of south Thailand

Rodney you plonker!