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[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 153 points 10 months ago

Nah fuck this shit, this is way too alt-right.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 75 points 10 months ago

Only towards the end. The porn laws in the UK are a bit crazy

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Yes, and "leftist" governments die on the hill to defend them, so they won't be the pervert party or the real misogynists.

[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 13 points 10 months ago

Any examples of "leftist" governments dying on that hill?

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Labour, hence the quotation marks

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

You don't see this as a push from largely christian conservative groups?

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Yes, but ultimately centrists cosplaying as "sane leftists" are the ones who do many of their biddings. Sometimes actual leftists too, because "this kink is problematic", "women are regularly forced into sex work", etc.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago

It still sounds largely like a problem of a conservative agenda creeping into mainstream

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s even crazier to watch tv you have to have a license.. I never knew that. But it’s like paying your non-over the air tv bill.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago

It pays for quality BBC programming. BBC News is horrible, but BBC dramas, documentaries, and kids shows are top-tier and I'd happily pay for that, license or tax or otherwise

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

BBC news would be fine if they just fired some of the presenters who are obviously biased. Maybe now the Tory plant what's his face has gone (although ironically not for the reasons he should have been fired) BBC news might get better.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago
[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

It's better thought of as a tax that funds the BBC, but it can't be called a tax because it's not run by the government.

It's an outdated idea though that doesn't make any sense in this era because it means that technically if you want to watch any live TV at all then you have to pay the BBC money even if you don't watch anything by them.

Or you could just not answer the door in the extremely rare case that any enforcement officers actually come around and instead watch TV for free.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought I was the only one

It's for sure made by one of them without even the slightest irony that those "freedoms" are being stolen by them

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 10 months ago

I mean, it is a greentext, they tend to be edgy

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 9 points 10 months ago

it's just cheeky

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago

The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don't make any trans jokes so at least there's that

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Anon dies to a violent Muslim?

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh, I didn't even mentally process that.

[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk -4 points 10 months ago

Isn't that just like a normal every day thing around the world though

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 73 points 10 months ago

Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.

[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 10 months ago

Fake: no cockney slang

Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago

The only thing to make it better would be to change it to "die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place" or for the last line, "maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons."

[-] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago
[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.

I bet this was written by an American.

[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the UK we call them Bum bags (butt bags)

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

A lot of guys are wearing them across their chest now. Like a cross body.

We all might have to rename them soon

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves

[-] tatann@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I don't see it 🤔

Or is that a joke/meme I don't know ?

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.

Keanu is universally recognizable though

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 1 points 10 months ago

I want this twink obliterated.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago

i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago
[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

this has confirmed my beliefs that people on greentext are insane and that I have finally found peopel who I can relate to and I feel like I belong ( n 3 n )

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