Whimsical418

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[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 66 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Reminds me of this

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The one chat goes something like this?

Two economists are walking through a farm. One tells the other "hey if you eat some of that shit on the ground I'll give you $100". So the second guy does it, and the first one hands over the $100. A few minutes later they pass more shit, and the second guy says to the first guy "if you eat some of that shit I'll give you $100 too", so the second guy does it and gets his $100. After a while, the first guy says "wait, did we just eat shit for nothing? No one made any money" and the second guy replied "of course not, we added $200 to the GDP!"

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of the phrase "before was was was, was was is""

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Another point is that most depictions of merfolk have their tails be horizontal (like a whale or dolphin), as opposed to vertical (like a shark or fish), which could indicate a combination of fish and dolphin. Scales, but horizontal tail 🤔

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More Paul than a mall cop?

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 24 points 2 months ago

Good thing there's no major sporting events being held in the US any time soon 😐

[–] Whimsical418@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Flat earther ❌ flat mooner ✅

 

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