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I rule what I was talking about in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Go to my phone, open notes app. See that I have a text message/e-mail/Lemmy reply/Signal message. Reply. Go back to my notes app. Compeletely forgot what I was going to write.

What do you call fake spaghetti? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guessed antipasta...

So close...

I always lose at this rulecounter in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] frog@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago

I was at a party and people were talking about SNL characters. One person said they don't like Debbie Downer. I said "I love Debbie Downer. Did you know feline AIDS is the number one cause of death in outdoor cats?"Yeah, this killed the moods...

I choose 〉 FLEE

Now that's a real flex in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Showing your age in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] frog@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.

2026-07-26 #1 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, "arc" is pronounced the same as "ark"...

Slow week in memes rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
They are smashing in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] frog@feddit.uk 22 points 4 days ago

I am sorry this is the world we live in. You are great just as you are.

forg 🍄 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] frog@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[Caw4Comics] The Princess and the Knight in c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz
[–] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tasty in c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz
A masturbator in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Ahegao face. Lol

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