glorkon

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Forcing a Smile Using Electrical Stimulation Can Boost Your Mood in c/dangerdust@lemmy.world
Can you hear this picture? in c/yurop@lemm.ee
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They are a product, not a band. I don't listen to products.

egg😵irl [Gender non-specific] in c/egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I realized I am not trans but incredibly envious of hot women and their ability to have sex whenever they like. WHENEVER they like. That sometimes makes me dream of being a woman, having this privilege to act all decent but blow and fu** as often as I please.

But then I realize that as an ugly middle aged fuck, my biggest fantasy always was being sexually attractive (at least a little bit), so I keep searching the web for porn that fuels this fantasy, quietly weeping inside and pathetically wanking my way to my grave.

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Dawkins liked this one. (lemmy.world)
 
I don't have a favorite. Maybe numi tea? Just not Lipton. in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I kinda like TWG Tea 1837.

TIL: YouTuber Scott Manley has an asteroid/minor planet named after him: 33434 Scottmanley in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it wasn't a star and is your wife's name Claire Cooper, by any chance? https://youtu.be/JNRPa6Mmqm8

Were neon in this cyberpunk dystopia in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

Americans be like

Let them lead the way in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you were a refugee from 9gag like me, you would probably think differently. That place is filled with racist memes.

Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’ in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (9 children)

He's gonna run for president some time in the future, mark my words. And he's gonna be a lot worse than Trump.

Deutsche Herrschaft in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Who the f*** dares to downvote a word my brother invented when he was 7?

Deutsche Herrschaft in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

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