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What the other guy said. Just search up some videos of people opening it. If I remember correctly, the 'appropriate' way to open the can is in a tub of water, because the smell is so horrible.

Seems odd. I even carry ring cutters on my belt; I'm sure an emergency room has even more options available.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall that US government structure has all police technically under the purview of the executive branch. It's what allows the big boys to put in those mandatory reviews or 'agreements' with cities that are actively fucked up, right?

It's not fair! I want someone behind me right now! I can take or leave the evil, but give me that slightly looming, encircling hug from behind!

I mean, the "mental instability" portion of the report is probably the biggest clue. You have no idea how fast law enforcement pushes anything resembling mental illness either to EMS or to gunpoint. I know of a person in my community who straight up has been stopped for DUI over a dozen times, but the local jail won't let officers bring him in so he is just let go each time. I can't remember the reason, but he is the classical 'batshit insane' caricature brought to life, and the standard protocol for dealing with him is to call us to bring him to the hospital ED.

I had forgotten the reason the .website was first formed, and then some of the posters returned to .world later. I wonder if there is anyone out there documenting all the different lore bits.

Duck duck go is made a LOT better if you specify a date range before SEO became as stupid as it did. AIslop just made the seo bullshit articles/pages go from bad to fubar.

I can't remember if it was here or on reddit, or somewhere even crazier, but there was a post that went into great detail about how flexibility wasn't the main issue. Apparently the muscles (the abdominals, I guess) you would use to try and bring the two body surfaces together aren't all that great once you get to a certain curvature, so the trick is to use your arms to pull the pelvis towards the mouth.

Is silicone petroleum based? I thought the reason it was the preferred material for adult action now is that it was super stable and body safe.

I'm pretty sure you can just open one can of surstromming and save yourself all the effort of the eggs.

I can breathe just fine in my various helmets, but no way in hell am I playing a flute, a trumpet, or even a kazoo out of them.

You could probably make it work with some surfaces that aren't facing each other, since technically genitals don't sit at 180 on the pelvis. It would probably take the porn star level of size though to make it work.