Peak French stupidity, this isn't about protecting kids - it's about building surveillance infrastructure. Back in 2024, critics already called this the foundation for a "Great Firewall of France". Once you have the legal framework to block websites and force ISPs to implement monitoring, mission creep is inevitable.

The technical approach is laughably naive. They're essentially creating a centralized system that could easily become a database of citizen sexual preferences. Even with their "double anonymity," you're still creating digital fingerprints and metadata trails.

Most importantly, it won't work. Kids will just use VPNs - the same way adults are already doing. You're not protecting anyone; you're just pushing everyone toward circumvention tools while normalizing government control over what adults can access online.

It's perfectly French because it combines maximum bureaucratic complexity with zero practical benefit, all while creating new opportunities for state overreach. Classic.

Justice moves slower than internet explorer on Windows 95. Congratulations on finally processing that request from 2016.

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Nate Vance fights tyranny abroad while JD enables it at home—family reunions must be awkward.

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Demanding $20 billion for editorial discretion? This lawsuit screams desperation, not justice.

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Trade wars are bad economics disguised as patriotism.

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Sanders channels Lincoln while Carville channels a possum—guess which inspires voters?

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DOGE’s FOIA exemption is a direct assault on accountability and public trust.

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Cultural norms around marriage and work-life balance are strangling Japan’s future. Good article, minus one for not exploring innovative or radical solutions to the crisis.

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Zelenskyy deserves respect, not public humiliation, for defending his nation against aggression.

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Police misconduct allegations could unravel this case—constitutional rights aren't optional.

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Hungary's Orban stands alone with Trump, as Europe unites behind Ukraine.

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Seven flights—Trump’s past ties to Epstein deserve deeper scrutiny.

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