Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's an L

Why would I want to turn my ice cream into a cat?

I assure you it's perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.

Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects...

So you're saying alcohol is healthier than fat...

Well, has anyone tried looking these people up in the Epstein files yet?

You realize that's still incredibly fucking vague, right?

Different people have vastly different ideas about what "better" means. What's better for them might very well be worse for you.

There appears to be major disagreement on what exactly a better world is.