mister_flibble
At this point I'm hoping that we can get him pissed off enough to essentially crowd source a stroke.
In the media, to avoid talking about the more serious shit.
On places like lemmy, because humor is a coping mechanism and it's way easier to make jokes about this than the more serious shit.
In addition to that, there's honestly a very real possibility that his mind is gone enough at this point that he can't even really follow instructions anymore without someone physically present and nudging him along like a giant toddler.
That poor amoeba gonna fucking starve
In a biblical plague sort of way, perhaps
Honestly I'm pretty sure physics would do that for you if he tried; the initial plan for that thing included more presidents but the rock was deemed too unstable. And that was with, y'know, actual competent engineers, not whoever the fuck Rapey the Clown would hire for the project.
Tbf I think there's a degree of correlation vs causation at play here. Career politicians who have been in office for literal decades are more likely to be out of touch with how the average person actually lives and newcomers are likely to skew younger.
What we need is fresh blood. The age of the actual politicians is more just a natural consequence of that than the goal.
Maybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.
Unfortunately even while rabid, no one was willing to have Steven Miller in their mouth.
