For reals. I have no idea what their company is.

I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

This continues to be such a weird argument to me. They have a duty not to endanger people, but somehow sitting on the knowledge that a whole bunch of people are going to die without warning them isn't harming them?

They sit on that knowledge because the government has demonstrated repeatedly that it will punish them for leaking attacks, not for some humanitarian reason.

If you’re looking for something fun to write you might want Ruby. Literally built from the ground up with developer satisfaction as the primary goal.

Very expressive, plenty powerful. Not my absolute personal favorite but I can’t deny it’s satisfying to use.

Haskell or Clojure (or Common Lisp) if you want something weird but neat as alternatives.