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[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Honestly for a lot of foods they're really not a bad choice. They're excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 1 month ago

Chop sticks and Cheetos are a classic combo!

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use them for eating popcorn

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

Just saving some for later.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta feed the roach homies

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are the best choice for salads. Eating salads with a fork sucks

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've gotta find someone with a 3D printer locally who can make me those fingy chopsticks for cheetos. I'm tired of cleaning my keyboard everytime I wanna snacc.

[–] MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Check your public library, nowadays many often have a couple for the public to use

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[–] SuperUserDO@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please do not eat food served via a 3d printed tool/plate/bowl/cup. A number of the materials that are used for 3d printing are toxic (cross contamination is likely even if the material has been changed), and the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize.

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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Who else goes through spoons quicker than any other utensils? In my household

    1. Big spoons
    1. Little spoons
    1. Chop sticks
    1. Knives
    1. Forks
    1. Butter knives
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Long spoon. I love long spoon.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I can hear this image

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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

We call them Korean fighting spoons. Since it's for reaching side dishes and sauces before others at the table

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[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Little spoons go first for me,. But yes, spoons are the ultimate utensil

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Some fun chopstick facts: most chopsticks in the world (including China) are made in Georgia (the US state, not the country) because of the ready availability of cheap pine. One of the major reasons pine is so prevalent in Georgia (and in the US South in general) is slavery: cotton plantations in the pre-artificial fertilizer era tended to exhaust the soil after a few years, leaving pine trees as the only profitable crop that can be grown on much of the land.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cotton is a destructive demanding crop. The post industrial era cotton farming has left swaths of land poisoned with arsenic and all sorts of nasties (chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

There are foods that just don't hit the same if you don't eat them with chopsticks.

Ever tried to eat sushi with a fork? It just feels wrong.

But if it's a rice bowl, screw the chopsticks. Gimme a spoon.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I firmly believe sushi should be eaten with hands.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Japanese sushi chefs agree. Sushi is a finger food.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Makes sense. A chef’s hands touched 80% of that piece of Nigiri while making it

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Depends on the rice, sticky rice is really easy to eat with chop sticks, you can just generally grab anything and get a chunk. Medium sticky you can scoop up but non sticky/liquid sauce is a non-starter.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I eat sushi with a fork at least once a week

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[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Sticking a fork in sushi feels illegal.

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I live in Hawaiʻi. We use chopsticks all the time. Itʻs just... what you do.

Whenever we get takeout and they give us forks instead of chopsticks, my wife and I refer to it as "getting haloeʻd" (for those who donʻt know, "haole" is a Hawaiian term for foreigner that tends be used exclusively for Caucasian people). Thereʻs a general assumption that most whites donʻt know how to use chopsticks. Related, I was once at a Japanese funeral, eating poke and sashimi with chopsticks, and this sweet lady comes up to me and says "you use those so well!" It felt like the white-person version of "youʻre so well-spoken!"

[–] natecox@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I stopped for dinner once at a Chinese restaurant in Mississippi run by people actually from China. I (white guy) used chopsticks and our server just stared at me wide-eyed for most of the meal. She said I was the first white person she had ever seen using them, and she'd been working there for years. That is Mississippi for you.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd learned to use them eating at Japanese restaurants.

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I use them for pretty much everything because they’re marginally quicker to clean thoroughly than a fork

[–] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Chopsticks are the best utensils for eating chips(crisps in England). I love eating chips but i also love being on my computer. Why get chipdust everywhere when you can be clean?

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

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[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Plus it's fun.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

For frying certain things they're very useful for flipping or grabbing.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The sure way for me to appear to be an amateur chopstick user is to use them.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because they are easier to handwash

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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chopsticks are great for all kinds of foods. It helps you slow down if you are a fast eater allowing yourself to feel full quicker and eat less. Its helped me lose weight. Also helps when eating popcorn as you eat small bites and don't get your hands dirty.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like the Emma Thompson story about why she rolls her own cigarettes. The original idea was that if she had to roll her own cigarettes, she would slow down and smoke less. Ultimately, all that it accomplished was to teach her how to roll faster. So now she smoke just as much, but unfiltered.

This is my experience with chopsticks. At this point they don't slow me down, and I'm good enough that I can pick individual sesame seeds off of a plate with ease.

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I find it just fun to eat with them. In the end, it doesn't matter as much how you are delivering food to your feeding hole.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

3rd reason: because it's fun.

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you I look like even more of an amateur when I use chopsticks

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I'd rather eat sushi with my hands than with a fork XD

[–] Danarchy 6 points 1 month ago

If you do your hair up with 2 forks you look like a dumb dumb whereas if you use chopsticks you look like somebody who saw a life hack video or post

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

cooking an omelette with chopsticks is a superior experience.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For me, the green part is: Because I used them while cooking and don't want to get anything else dirty.

I'm still adjusting to them for eating (should probably cut/choose my veggies, noodles etc. to rather be long+thin). But for cooking, I do find them quite good.

I can use wooden chopsticks in my non-stick pan. And they're really useful for stirring food, as you can just hold them close together (or use a single stick), when the food is prone to spilling.

I don't yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks, but it's not like I have that with other utensils. Whether chopsticks, spatula or fork, it's always a fiddly bugger.

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Soup - drink from bowl and use chopsticks if it has bits

Big soupy thing (ramen, pho, that sort) - spoon and chopsticks

Rice with grains that don't stick together much - spoon

Things like ice cream (dish), applesauce, that sort of consistency: spoon

Food from countries/places that don't cut things down to bite size: knife + fork (sometimes replaced by chopsticks when cutting is done)

Most other non-liquids: chopsticks or no utensil depending upon the case.

~ Person in Japan for over a decade

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