I keep hearing about curve, and I saw something about walt.is just the other day... But I'm in the US without access to any of them, so I wouldn't trust my references.

This completely ignores both jerrymandering and voter suppression, both things real and impactful in US voting outcomes.

I’m guessing you didn’t actually read my comment at the start here.

You missed the beginning of this transaction, where Phillip sends Sparta a missive asking if he should come as friend or enemy, and the response he got was “neither”.

Is it don’t let daddy kiss me? I feel like the context there is significantly different.

It’s still an uncomfortable song that didn’t need to be made but at least I feel like its intent is to make you uncomfortable.