shittydwarf

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Use his complete immunity to reset the courts

Did diarrhea and CO2 write this?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Users to VCs in a year or two: "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago (4 children)

President Camacho acknowledged Not Sure being the smartest man alive and trusted him to fix things. So reality is much worse than Idiocracy

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah trying to have a conversation on a dating app is like pissing into the wind

Edit: interesting username, is that a reference to the old flash player gnash?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (15 children)

This dude just casually handing out the secret to being a good conversationalist. Ask questions, listen to the answers and follow them like a trail of breadcrumbs. All of a sudden you're having a conversation, and you won't be worrying about your courage

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't give the VCs any ideas!

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Death! DEATH!! DEEAAAAAAAAATTHH!!!

It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Step three: find out

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