I'm just picturing walking home and a van pulls up. Guys with guns jump out and scream "get in the van!"
"whats that smell?" and you reply "I shit my pants"
"forget it, get out. We'll find someone else who isn't covered in their shit... And we'll send you the bill for cleaning our seat!"
Dog, cat, or boyfriend?
If you don't speak French, you can remove the French language pack from your Linux install with sudo rm -fr
In a sense I agree with him. You shall be judged by how you treat people who have limited means of retaliation. Like throwing garbage at homeless people, screaming at waiters/waitresses, meaningless petty acts towards retail workers. Fuck you. You are literally going out of your way to make another persons life worse.
Yeah fine but it's a bad teapot too... The tea was way too weak and barely warm nevermind hot
I wasn't exactly brave or stubborn, I was vindictive. Once my mother got mad at me and took away my computer. I in turn took the main power breaker from the house.
Another time she got mad at me and took my car keys... I set an alarm for 3am, went outside and took her car battery. Now I know what you're thinking "she has your keys, she'll just use your car", I also took my car battery. Both were carried about 1/4 mile into the woods that surrounded our home. Next day she tried to leave for work about the same time I had to start walking to the bus stop for school. Yeah... She was not happy but I got my car keys back!
He was a business God, not so sure of programming God, more like surrounding himself with programming gods.
But seriously, how do you read this, is it like a representation of how the memory should be at a specific point in time? I'm guessing blank spaces would be undefined then?
My favorite was the company I worked for had yearly trainings including that I was not allowed to bribe foreign heads of state... Bitch I am trying to figure how to afford dinner?? Does King Charles accept change, I maybe able to find a dime...
Fun fact corn flakes were initially released in the thought of them being so bland they would remove your desire to masturbate.
Basically like "I really want to cum but instead I'll just eat this bowl of cereal".
When has anyone ever driven to a pizza hut? I remember do so as a child but now pizza hut seems like a definite delivery thing.
I work in a field that is considered by many high tech. I have personally seen a system in use today that duel boots windows 2000 and windows 98.
The product it's used by is old generations and the system does not have any network access but still must be supported by government regulation for several more years....
Overall sounds like a good place to work.