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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 49 points 10 months ago

Masturbation is a natural and healthy part of life and restricting masturbation leads young men on the path to the far-right.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 28 points 10 months ago

Trying to regulate it is close to the alt right christians doing the same thing. My mom left me a book about how touching myself would lead to drugs and hell eventually.

[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

ISIS enforced abstinence too. It makes their members easier to agitate and more violent, less rational. Plus it lets them promise a reward in the afterlife.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I can attest to this. I got a chemical burn on my dick and the skin was super sensitive and I couldn’t touch it at all for a couple weeks. I was going fucking insane. I was ready to join ISIS. This shits no joke. Masturbate, people.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 15 points 10 months ago

Fun fact corn flakes were initially released in the thought of them being so bland they would remove your desire to masturbate.

Basically like "I really want to cum but instead I'll just eat this bowl of cereal".

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

Kellogg also recommended all his patients undergo circumcision to lower the evil temptation of masturbation.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, he had a bunch of really weird ideas especially about sex and masturbating.

[-] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

NNN is not a forced regulation, it's a choice and challenge. Most people who participate in NNN don't link touching yourself to Satan, they do it for the challenge.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

They are increasing their risk for prostate cancer though

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Masturbation is indeed healthy, however abstinence doesn't necessarily lead you to the far right.

In my case, I can basically only masturbate to porn since my imagination is weak, and it naturally led me to watch more crazier stuffs so I just had to go cold turkey for several months atleast.

[-] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Source for the 2nd half?

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Friendly reminder that NoFap is a purity cult.

NoNutNovember started on 4chan as a joke.

r/NoFap adjacent sub's started pushing the joke hard as a form of propaganda.

Fellas... don't get prostate cancer. Get that nut.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Same as all the bullshit about porn addiction.

Puritanical horseshit. While I'm sure it exists, like, I'm sure there are prob addicted degenerates out there, there is an agenda behind this. All of a sudden "porn addiction" was all over Reddit.

If a woman doesn't cum easily that's just the way she is.

When a dude doesn't get off easily he must be a degenerate porn addict.

Can we go back to sex positivity and not demonizing sexuality?

[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

When a dude doesn’t get off easily he must be a degenerate porn addict.

It'S tHe kUnG-fU GrIIIIIP!!!

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 23 points 10 months ago

You're doing Normal Nutting November at this point.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

This is why I do fap free February. Shorter month :D

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

at home, in bed, on the bus. wherever really!

[-] snackwifi@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

It’s healthy for men to cum like 25+ times per month. It helps prevent prostate cancer and greatly improves mood. There’s literally no downside.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The German version:
NEIN NENTIMETER NÄGEL

[-] far_university1990@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Zehn zahme Ziegen zogen zum Zoo.

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

No Nut November

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Did you do No Shitting September? What about No Air April? Do you have the sheeter (wojak that constantly shits and looks constipated) and breether (wojak that breathes and looks purple) on hand in case you fail?

No Nut November, where you're not allowed to eat nuts during November, and if you fail, you have to change your profile picture to the crooncher (wojak that constantly eats nuts, with broken off teeth from all the nuts).

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