Step 1: go to cememtary

Step 2: dig up bodies.

Step 3: collect body parts with least decomposition.

Step 4:sew body parts together

Step 5: wait for thunder storm

... What do you mean that's not what you meant?

Interesting. Not really my intent of this post but still really interesting

I want this meme but with an extra fifth animated panel with a women physically removing and taking the last name. Like that heart removal scene with the Nazi ... Like "take husbands name cause it sounds nice" then "take husbands name by ripping it out of his chest and devouring his essence"

Often I go more towards fiction for fun reading but I'll look into it.

But think of the splinters... Oh god... Think of the splinters... Mike should get hazard pay

Is it?

One thing I wish one of the grocery list apps could do was to store recipes, then you choose which recipes you want that day/week/month whenever you go shopping, it's smart enough to know if 3 recipes need flour only put flour on once, then go through and mark ingredients you already have.

Like I can put in a recipe for penne alla vodka or fettuccine alfrado then if I select penne alla vodka it adds : Penne pasta Vodka sauce Heavy cream Mozzarella cheese Parmesan cheese Sausage

Etc to the list. Then I say actually I already have heavy cream and mark it as not needed.

I think this is the problem with legacy code. It's not that it's old but that 35 people each with their own coding standards and practices.

Wow... If you can answer was this like a single company or were you selling the service to other companies?

If selling to multiple companies did you offer a "new" version and a "security patch" for the old or just made everyone use your implementation?

I had this happen to me. The program was only used internally but it was possibly the worst code that would compile. My personal favorite was the "login". When launching the program it accessed a local sql server. On that server was a table named "login" which you would assume had a list of all users and their passwords right?

Now that would be bad because you could launch ssms directly and just look at the table but when you did that there was 1 entry user "admin" password "admin".

But that's not all... When you look at the code these values are hard coded in. There is a linq query to check the login table for an entry with username "admin" and password "admin" and return the values in password. Now you might be thinking what the hell but here's the kicker...when it got the response back it checked len(password) => 5

Yup... Didn't check if password was correct just that the length of the password was equal to or greater than 5.

The actual username entry box? Yeah it didn't validate anything. You could just bang your hand on the keyboard and log in... Really you didn't even have to do that. You had to click or tab into the field and then click login. It didn't require you to enter anything just that the username field was active at some point.

As an old starcraft player I'm obligated to say...

Construct more pylons!

True, if you count virus and bacteria then doctors are probably mass murders.