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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Step 1) Get a girlfriend

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or bald and use a plunger

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Who's coming up with these stock images

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But why isn't there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The plunger is on the orb

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago

Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 18 points 3 months ago

CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH