this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
807 points (100.0% liked)
196
16407 readers
1920 users here now
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Step 1) Get a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
Or bald and use a plunger
Who's coming up with these stock images
If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.
But why isn't there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?
The plunger is on the orb
I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.