...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...
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Step 1) Get a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
Or bald and use a plunger
Who's coming up with these stock images
If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.
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I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.
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CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH
I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
For ponderin
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Wizard memes
I don't think they're going to tell us.
If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.
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I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.
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Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?
Not more than usual. It's irresistible.
A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!
These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb
Not a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.
Can somebody please ponder my orb
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Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.
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Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again
The damn wizard pornpaganda.
I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
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More pointless
Get the fuck out of here
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Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.
i don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.
Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.
If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you're old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
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I'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.
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I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask
Do not ask
Continue to ponder.
Ponder the orbs.
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Born to ponder forced to rule
I put on my robe and my wizard hat
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