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[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago

If Harris is anything like my first wife, I’ll vote for her every time. After all, I’ve been happily married to her for 13 years tomorrow 🥰

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

I also choose this guy's wife

[-] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Congrats! It will be 13 for me & my wife in just about 2 months.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Psh... Real men cheat on their wives with porn stars n get married like 5 times. You know, strong Christian values.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

13? That's excellent. Married for 9 here, after a brief 25-year courtship.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Good to see it worked out, even after rushing into things.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Happy Anni! And, same.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Well played, on both the retort and the marriage. May many more happy years comr to you. And everyone else, really, we could all do with some happy years.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

If Harris is anything like my first wife,

If you've been happily married to her all this time, why are you referring to her as your first wife? And not just your wife?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Because humor requires the subversion of expectations, and it mirrored the original statement nicely.

[-] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Because they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

You never know bro.

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